Monster Truck (Don’t touch my) Tom Cardy

[Intro]
Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover
Please, ple-ple-please, please play nice

[Verse 1]
You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards
You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard
You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen
You can play with anything, but please don't touch my monster truck
You can play my Fortnite, I know that you love Fortnite
You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spiderman light
You can put your hand on my slap bass (Slap bass)
But if you touch my monster truck, I'll stab you in the face (Bitch)
You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom
You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom
You touch my Tonka truck? I couldn't give a fuck
What's the one thing I said? Don't touch my monster truck

[Chorus]
If you touch my monster truck
I'll fuckin' bite you on your arm
And then my mama gonna call your mama and say
"Take your dumbass kid back home"
And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos
You got not Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment
All you got is a marriage on the rocks
And the feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck