Lima Bean Man Jack Stauber's Micropop

Each day when her parents would head off to church
Sabrina would open the cupboard and search
For inside, she knew lived a miniature man
Who'd made his home behind their lima bean can
And he'd sing her this song:

[Verse]
Pick me up with a spoon
And tie me to a balloon
And I think right around noon
I should land on the Moon
I have a wife there
She has beautiful hair and
I hope she's not dead
Yeah, I hope she's not dead

[Chorus]
I hope she's not dead
Yeah, I hope she's not dead
I hope she's not dead
Yeah, I hope she isn't dead
Well, I hope she's not dead
Yeah, I hope she's not dead
She can't be dead
She can't be dead