Slim Jim and the Seven Eleven Girl Gaelic Storm

He saw her every day she was working at the 7-Eleven
He would buy two hot dogs or some nachos or a Slim Jim
Just so that he could see her pretty face
Then he got up the nerve to ask her out one day
And she replied flat out, "no chance, no way"
But in his mind, this is what he heard her say

"Will you meet me on the corner?
I'll be wearing something pretty, just for you
You can hold my hand, kiss my cheek;
We'll be together forever
You may be the very best thing that ever happened to me

Well she must have forgotten or her dog got sick or something like that
'cause he waited on that corner, hour after hour
Then he went back to his flat by himself and watched TV
But the very next day he tried again, and she replied
"not if every other man on this earth were dead" but I swear
This is what he thought she said

"Will you meet me on the corner
I'll be wearing something pretty just for you
You can hold my hand, kiss my cheek
We'll be together forever
You may be the very best thing that ever happened to me."