Dentist! (2003) 2003 New Broadway Cast of Little Shop of Horrors (Ft. Carla J. Hargrove, Dequina Moore, Douglas Sills & Trisha Jeffrey)

[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said:

[CRYSTAL & RONETTE & CHIFFON, spoken]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think some day
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay!"

[ORIN & (CRYSTAL & RONETTE & CHIFFON)]
You'll be a dentist (You'll be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain (Pain!)
Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane (Inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less

[ORIN & CRYSTAL & RONETTE & CHIFFON]
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success