A smear of mustard on your cheeks
A dab of ketchup on your knee
So nice to meet such thoughtful meat…
But you didn’t have to get all dressed up for me…
A twinge of sudden, blindin’ fear
An urge to head right for the hills
Run as you might, I’ll still be near
I ain’t leavin’ til my belly’s filled…
I’m not a picky eater, I’ll try most anything
Don’t’cha move a centimeter, you’re a meal fit for a king!
Oh, there’s so many choices. Don’t know where to begin…
So if you don’t mind, I’ll try a limb…
Did you know that meat will spoil rapidly
When it’s left outside and thawed…
Don’t worry, I won’t waste
Time seasonin’ you to taste
Cos ya taste much better raw…
The perfect night to have a feast
Every October 31st
So many savory, tender treats
To satisfy my endless thirst
A dab of ketchup on your knee
So nice to meet such thoughtful meat…
But you didn’t have to get all dressed up for me…
A twinge of sudden, blindin’ fear
An urge to head right for the hills
Run as you might, I’ll still be near
I ain’t leavin’ til my belly’s filled…
I’m not a picky eater, I’ll try most anything
Don’t’cha move a centimeter, you’re a meal fit for a king!
Oh, there’s so many choices. Don’t know where to begin…
So if you don’t mind, I’ll try a limb…
Did you know that meat will spoil rapidly
When it’s left outside and thawed…
Don’t worry, I won’t waste
Time seasonin’ you to taste
Cos ya taste much better raw…
The perfect night to have a feast
Every October 31st
So many savory, tender treats
To satisfy my endless thirst
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