[Intro]
One, two, three
[Verse 1]
John started tendin' bar here
Two-hundred-thousand years ago
When this joint first opened
Things were pretty slow
The business picked up quite a bit
The last two thousand years
It's a hell of a way to spend eternity
Slingin' ice-cold beers
[Verse 2]
The clientele keeps changin'
Some are funny and some are odd
He did a Jäger bomb with Gandhi
Served all the major gods
And they all get along just dandy
Even the lesser ones
And the truth is they're all just lookin'
To have a little bit of fun
[Verse 3]
Buddha's here on Tuesdays
For the all-you-can-eat buffet
Allah just drinks water
But he tips big, so that's okay
Zeus and Wakan Tanka
Drink Coors and watch ESPN
And they all act just like school boys
When Aphrodite saunters in
One, two, three
[Verse 1]
John started tendin' bar here
Two-hundred-thousand years ago
When this joint first opened
Things were pretty slow
The business picked up quite a bit
The last two thousand years
It's a hell of a way to spend eternity
Slingin' ice-cold beers
[Verse 2]
The clientele keeps changin'
Some are funny and some are odd
He did a Jäger bomb with Gandhi
Served all the major gods
And they all get along just dandy
Even the lesser ones
And the truth is they're all just lookin'
To have a little bit of fun
[Verse 3]
Buddha's here on Tuesdays
For the all-you-can-eat buffet
Allah just drinks water
But he tips big, so that's okay
Zeus and Wakan Tanka
Drink Coors and watch ESPN
And they all act just like school boys
When Aphrodite saunters in
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