Bus Driver Whitest Kids U' Know

*Engine running*

[ZACH as BUS DRIVER, singing]
Drivin' the bus, in the neighborhood
It's a beautiful day and I'm feelin' good
Drivin' the bus, pickin' up people
The people that need to go to work
Bum, bum

*Bus stops*

*Bus door opens*

[BUS DRIVER, spoken]
Oh, hey there Charlie!

[DARREN as CHARLIE]
Mornin', Brian! Beautiful day, huh? Here's your seventy five cents.

[BUS DRIVER]
Well, thank you, Charlie!

[CHARLIE]
Thank you for taking me to work!

[BUS DRIVER]
That's my job!