I Hate Hip Hop Tom MacDonald

[Intro]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ah
Okay
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I'm not a Youtube rapper, come on, give me credit
I don't need to do reactions to get views, okay, I said it
Not a label rapper, I'm way too offensive
Go ahead and call me clickbait, I made millions independent
I'm not a mumble rapper, y'all understand every single word
I'm not takin' Xanax, rappin' 'bout money, liquor, and girls
Not a Soundcloud rapper, I got hits you actually have heard
I exist outside the internet, done shows around the world
Not a boom-bap rapper, I'm not stuck in 1990
I like Wu-Tang, but that vibe is kinda old and grimy
Not a conscious rapper, all those rappers sound like SJ dubs
Not a gangster rapper, cool enough without bein' a thug
I'm not country rap, I don't play guitar, I don't drive a truck
I don't chew tobacco, got the Chevy stuck in feet of mud
I'm not horror-core, I don't paint my face, I don't trip
I can only be myself and I am Tom MacDonald, bitch

[Pre-Chorus]
I think I gotta let 'em know, ayy, ayy, ayy
And let me say it from the soul, man