On a chicken farm just downstream of Oak Ridge, Tennessee
A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally
What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader
That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator
(Ooh ooh)
Inside that chicken coop they always kept the TV on
Said the programs helped the chicks to grow, helped to keep them calm
As four little chickens put that heavy water down their gullets
A kung fu show was on the air, and something happened to those pullets
They began to grow
And grow
With that kung fu show locked in they're brain
That's the only way we can explain
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens (Chickens)
Big as a house, strong as the dickens (Dickens)
Anything they want is easy pickin's
For Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
One said his name was Fricassee
The second Cordon Bleu
The third was Cacciatore
The fourth they just called "Stew"
A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally
What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader
That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator
(Ooh ooh)
Inside that chicken coop they always kept the TV on
Said the programs helped the chicks to grow, helped to keep them calm
As four little chickens put that heavy water down their gullets
A kung fu show was on the air, and something happened to those pullets
They began to grow
And grow
With that kung fu show locked in they're brain
That's the only way we can explain
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens (Chickens)
Big as a house, strong as the dickens (Dickens)
Anything they want is easy pickin's
For Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
One said his name was Fricassee
The second Cordon Bleu
The third was Cacciatore
The fourth they just called "Stew"
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