BIG SHOT Man on the Internet (Ft. Juno Songs & Tom Previte)

[Verse 1]
I've got these [STRINGS] to hold me down
Superior to that [WASSAMATTA] clown
[The Smooth Taste Of] SOULS
Now THAT would be [Funny]
For [Three Easy Payments]
I'm getting that KROMER

Roll up, soul up, listen up, Kris
Got [bargain prices] that you can't miss
[Attention! Clean up on aisle three!]
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

We'll turn [Schmoes] and [Daves] into [Rosen Graves]
And those [Cathode Screens] into [Cathode Screams]
I've got that [Deal] It's such a [Steal]
Just need you to be [Big] with me

[Chorus]
Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]
When your [SOUL] I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked]

Now you are the [guests]
This [Three For One Special]
[Begin the test]
Will put you to [rest]
And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]
But [I'm getting desperate!]
Give me that KROMER!