Top Ten List Sir Mix-a-Lot

[Spoken: Sir Mix-a-Lot, "Christie", ?]
This my microphone? Cool
Is it on out there? Uh-huh? Cool
Hey, Christie what?
Christie what?
Come here for a second
[?] get your damn room
C'mon, check my shit out, why you always strippin' and shit?
You know what I'm sayin?
You got 25 seconds till you're on
25 seconds? I-I-I got no boogers in my nose, and then, right?
Everything's cool, right?
You're not wearing no damn makeup, what's wrong with you?
Here's your list
That's when I was doin' that shit, my top 10 list?
Yep That's cool, that's cool
Alright, hey nigga
Hey nigga
Get the croud goin, motherfucker
Man, fuck you alright
Ready? Yeah, I'm ready
Here we go, 3, 2, 1

*crowd cheering*
Yeah, what's up, what's up?
My boy Funk Daddy on them keys
Yeah, in the hizzouse
Ain't no sense in wastin' no time, y'all
Ima get right to it
In my left hand: tonight's top 10 list
*crowd cheering*
From the home office in Bumfuck, Montana
*crowd quiets*
What, y'all don't like Bumfuck?
The category for tonight is: top 10 complaints of a player hater
That's right, y'all know who he is
Top 10 complaints of a player hater
Number 10: *drumroll*
I ain't like the nigga, nigga ain't ever gave me no money, fuck Mix-a-Lot
Haha, bitch
Number 9: *drumroll*
Other busters is gettin' paid, what's up with me?
*laughter*
Number 8: *drumroll*
I need some money for napkins so I can wipe this shit off my nose
*laughter* ha, ass-kissin' bastard
Number 7: *drumroll*
So what if you paid my rent, you paid it late
*crowd cheering* ha, yeah
Number 6: *drumroll*
Baby, you don't wanna be with Mix because I can love you like that
*crowd cheering*
Hahahaha, do I really need to go to number 1?