[Spoken Intro]
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish
Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself
And then act like a fucking bitch all the time
[Intro]
My show is a little bit silly
And a little bit pretentious
Like Shakespeare's willy
Or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
It's also a little bit gay
And a little bit offensive
Like Thanksgiving Day
Or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
So, put your cell phones to vibrate
And put your vibrators to cell phone mode
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the show
It goes a little bit like this
Joke, exactly
Welcome to my flow
It flows a little bit like this
With a rap and a dis
And a swift wrap on the wrist
A wrap and a kiss
Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss
Shit, I got a show that'll test ya kids
Then, ask one question
And that question is
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish
Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself
And then act like a fucking bitch all the time
[Intro]
My show is a little bit silly
And a little bit pretentious
Like Shakespeare's willy
Or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
It's also a little bit gay
And a little bit offensive
Like Thanksgiving Day
Or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
So, put your cell phones to vibrate
And put your vibrators to cell phone mode
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the show
It goes a little bit like this
Joke, exactly
Welcome to my flow
It flows a little bit like this
With a rap and a dis
And a swift wrap on the wrist
A wrap and a kiss
Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss
Shit, I got a show that'll test ya kids
Then, ask one question
And that question is
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