The Secret Life of a Hamster Song Rhett and Link (Ft. Anna Akana)

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Everyone knows what a hamster does
(Or do you?)
They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets
(And then poo, poo)
They drink from their water bottle thing over there
(And they love it)
They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere
(Or does it?)

Hamsters, they got something to hide
Hamsters, they got that secret life
(Let's take a peek inside)

Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis
Auditing University of Phoenix classes
They do it for the knowledge, not the credit
Trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on Reddit

Reading all that newspaper lining their cage
Caught up on the world's events a few days late
Building tiny cities underneath that mulch
Where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult

Hamsters, they got something to hide
Hamsters, they got that secret life

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