Motumaster Amit Trivedi

Iski maa (bhai kiski maa)
Iski maa agar isse, pait mein hi maar deti (maar deti)
Toh Bihar mein akaal na hota (akaal na hota)
Orissa mein, Orissa mein baad na hoti (baad na hoti)

Maa perplex thi (perplex thi)
Baap complex tha (complex tha), complex tha
Arrey radio ke zamaane ka yeh pehla multiplex tha (multiplex tha)

Paida hua yeh jis din paida hua - 2 times
Iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya - 2 times
Woh aakhri din tha jab isske gaon mein kisi ne kuch khaya (kisi ne kuch khaya, kisi ne kuch khaya)
Paida karte iski maa jo zor se chilai
Leke Ashok Chakra sarkar daudi daudi aayi

Doctor ne baap ko side mein le jaake daanta - 2 times
Bola kahan se layi yeh gastronomical jwarbhata - 2 times
Darzi ne bola inchi tape apne bagal mein chaape - 2 times
Kamar toh naapte magar hum kamra kaise naape - 2 times
Hoo pathar ke paalne mein jab yeh leta rota tha - 2 times
Sara gaon isske baap ke aasuon se bartan dhota tha
Bartan bartan bartan dhota tha ..

Gusse mein isska baap (oho)
Parliament gaya (aaha)
Bola nirodh kyun, late invent kiya (oho ..) invent ..