Badger Rap Dan Bull

[Intro: Mr. Weebl]
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Badger, Badger
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger
Badger, Badger, Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
Me, I'm a badger appreciator
So I don't appreciate when I see these haters
In a heated debate, hating on my fuzzy buddies
These fuddy-duddies' behaviour is bloody cruddy
The countryside's where I reside
And I'll fight mindless violence, inside it with pride
It's not a fair fight at all
One side's got fur, the other fire rifles
I should approach those marksmen and ask them
Why they're sneaking 'round in the dark, grown-arsed men
It's a little too late to be jogging
And this is a well-known spot for dogging
Oh, you're not dogging?
You're just shooting, maiming and killing
Thousands upon thousands of small woodland animals under the cover of darkness
Scrubbing their congealed blood from under your fingernails
Then going home to kiss your wives and children?
That's alright, then, for a minute, I thought you were dogging