Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown (And Lucy Van Pelt) Eddiefrb

[Intro: Announcer]
Animation vs. Anything!
Eric Cartman
Versus
Charlie Brown
Draw!

[Verse 1: Eric Cartman & (Kyle Broflovski]
Oh my God, Kyle, shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first Jew that celebrates Christmas
(Shut up, fatass) That's right, Kyle, Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I'll have to fuck his mom tonight, I hear she's pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? It must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukaemia, so
If you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine!
Bitch, I'm dropping bombs, just in case you couldn't tell
Like Imaginationland, I'll leave Peanuts full of shells
'Cause I'm making fat stacks. My pocket's on Kyle's mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny
I've seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy
Well, my job here is done, you're totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I'm going home