Sam You Made The Pants Too Long Allan Sherman

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You made the coat and vest
Should fit me the best
You sewed the buttons strong
But Sam, you made the pants too long

Far from the Bronx I flew
Around the world to you
'Cause they said you're the best custom tailor in Hong Kong
Sam, you made the pants 'bout a foot and a half too long

First I took a jet
Then I took a clipper
Then I took a ricksha to your door
And now Sam, I regret
My chin's caught in my zipper
And my cuffs are down there polishing the floor

Oh, what a thrill divine
When I first saw your sign
It said, "For service, kindly bong the gong."
I bonged, and then mine pants went wrong

I don't like to complain
Or cause a demonstration
But the belt is in my armpits, if you please
I'm trying to explain
My pants need alteration
How do you say "oy vay" in Chinese?

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