2014, what a year
Let's reminisce and raise a glass
Here's to priceless memories
Like me and my colossal ass
The rise of ISIS caused a crisis
Russia made big power play
We massacred the Democrats
But who needs Congress anyway?
Ferguson blazed up with rage
We trembled as Ebola spread
We smoked some legal reefer
And we dumped ice buckets on our heads
On birth control, we all said no
We canceled every Cosby show
In 2014, Leno left
I said, "Goodbye, Colbert Report!"
I was all about that bass
I wasn't famous anymore
Scandal rocked the NFL
We tied the knot, we called it quits
Justin Bieber got arrested
Jay Z had his greatest hits
Let's reminisce and raise a glass
Here's to priceless memories
Like me and my colossal ass
The rise of ISIS caused a crisis
Russia made big power play
We massacred the Democrats
But who needs Congress anyway?
Ferguson blazed up with rage
We trembled as Ebola spread
We smoked some legal reefer
And we dumped ice buckets on our heads
On birth control, we all said no
We canceled every Cosby show
In 2014, Leno left
I said, "Goodbye, Colbert Report!"
I was all about that bass
I wasn't famous anymore
Scandal rocked the NFL
We tied the knot, we called it quits
Justin Bieber got arrested
Jay Z had his greatest hits
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