Laminate Man Local H

[Verse 1]
Everything you want is done
You wanna run and all you wanna get is high
Standing back and letting all the checks roll in
You've done enough to get you by
You don't even try
With your resume around your neck
Loans are going unpaid
Dinner dates are delayed
Phones calls are never returned
Toys in the driveway
Ashes in the ashtray
Bridges that you've yet to burn

[Chorus 1]
I think its coming to you
Such a strange occupation
I think its coming to you
Such a strange situation
You want to jerk me around
By the resume around my neck
Hand in hand on the witness stand
Making time with you

[Refrain]
You want to jerk me around
With your resume around your neck