Bad Bad Whiskey Home Brew

[Intro]
Yeah this song right here
Is for all the piss head
Who has a good girl
But you were way too good for them
And then fucked it up
Y'know?

All because of that

Bad, bad, bad whiskey
And now she don't want to fuck with me
I lost my girl for forty-nine fifty
All because of that bad, bad, bad whiskey

[Verse 1 - Tom Scott]
Sitting alone in the clinic, I wonder "was she worth it?"
With my head in my hands while I'm waiting for the verdict
Cause I'm just a lying cheater, no-good
Wild cat eater, telling lies to my Sheila, I
Treat her like a diva when I love her and I need her
But I really don't give a damn, like a greedy beaver
Half a liter of tequila, now I'm trying to cheat a piss test
All for some chick with some big breasts and shit breath
Sitting in the waiting room, hoping I can trick death
This is what I get for listening to what my dick says
Now I got the bug for a little hanky-panky
Can't tell my dear, it'll kill her like Bambi's Mammy
Understand me? If you got a dick, then dude
To have a chick with who you're sticking to is kind of difficult
Especially when you're sipping brew, worse when you're skulling it
Battle with the rum, and double trouble when you funnel it, it's