L.A. Municipal Court Tool

[Verse 1]
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries
If after using this system, your question is not answered
Please, stay on the line
And a representative will be with you shortly

[Verse 2]
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2
If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3
If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4
If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5
If you are calling from a princess phone, please press 6
If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7
And if you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line
Make your selection at any time
Make your selection at any time

[Verse 3]
For information in English, please press 1
For information in Spanish, please press 2
For information in Japanese, please press 3
For information in Chinese, please press 4
For information in Dutch, please press 5
For information in Latvian, please press 6
For information in French, please press 7
For information in Yiddish, please press 8
For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay