Preacher Porkchop KMD

I want you to understand
A few words of Knowledge, Wisdom, and Understanding
From a soul, rappin man
Has more weight in this life
Than, one-thousand men
Of science and technology, ever can!

[SUBROC as the Preacher Porkchop]
Whoo! Yo, thank YAH, Deacon DJ Du Dot
Naww, I'd like to introduce, MAHself
As, the Preacha Po'kchop (Amen! Amen!)
And I'm gon' go on, because y'all know I got it GOIN ON!
(Amen! Amen!) Yea, now today
I'm gonna talk about MAH life (Talk about it! Talk about it!)
MAH days, of growing up in the church of GAWD and Christ
They tried, to put ree-strictions on MAH LIFE! (Talk about it!)
They said that, a preacher could not ROCK THE MIC! (No no no!)
WHAT?! Huh, but I said wrong (It was wrong, it was wrong)
They also said THAHT, a Preacha could not PIMP STRUT! (No no no!)
I can not PIMP STRUT!
But I said WRONG! (Talk about it!)
No one tells Preacha Po'kchop, what to do with his LAYFE!
And no one, can tell the church, what to do with THEIR LAYFE!
The church, controls the church (Yeah, yeah!)
So if you want to switch up, say switch up! (SWITCH UP!)