Woody Allen Jesus Tim Minchin

Jesus was a Jewish philosopher
Had a lot of nice ideas
About our existential fears
Much admired by his peers
Short and Jewish and quite political
Often hesitant and very analytical

Praise be to Jesus
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
Woody Allen Jesus

Jesus was a great entertainer
Doing cool tricks all of the time
Turning water into wine
Making stormy weather fine
Even now, his stunts confound us
Kind of did what Derren Brown does

Praise be to Jesus
Praise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus
Magic Woody Allen Jesus

Jesus died but then came back to life
So the Holy Bible said
Kinda like in 'Dawn of the Dead'
Like a film by Simon Pegg
Try that these days, you’d have trouble
Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel