[ABIGAIL]
We can take in the sights
Trendy, slick and expensive
Tell me, Pinky
Now, when did you last see the London sky?
We could visit Big Ben
Or Tower Bridge, what a wonder
Then bend over and chunder up our steak and kidney pie!
[PINKY]
Oh, but the food's so bad!
It's always dense and it tastes like glue!
Here where the words are lies
They say chips are fries
And call everything pudding
[ABIGAIL]
No, it's not home
There isn't one single kangaroo
[PINKY]
They call zucchini "courgettes"
And a "jumper's" a "sweater!"
[ABIGAIL]
They'll tell me all day long
That I don't belong
And now I have to wonder if that's true
The weather is awfully cold
And all the museums are boring
In football, there's not enough scoring
And the drinks are served lukewarm!
We can take in the sights
Trendy, slick and expensive
Tell me, Pinky
Now, when did you last see the London sky?
We could visit Big Ben
Or Tower Bridge, what a wonder
Then bend over and chunder up our steak and kidney pie!
[PINKY]
Oh, but the food's so bad!
It's always dense and it tastes like glue!
Here where the words are lies
They say chips are fries
And call everything pudding
[ABIGAIL]
No, it's not home
There isn't one single kangaroo
[PINKY]
They call zucchini "courgettes"
And a "jumper's" a "sweater!"
[ABIGAIL]
They'll tell me all day long
That I don't belong
And now I have to wonder if that's true
The weather is awfully cold
And all the museums are boring
In football, there's not enough scoring
And the drinks are served lukewarm!
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