Tonight Harry’s Practice Visits The Home Of Charlie “Bird” Parker TISM

[Intro]
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"This is my home", said Charlie "Bird" Parker
Whilst he was injecting heroin
And tonight Harry's Practice visits the home
Of Charlie "Bird" Parker

[Verse 1]
Dr. Harry's gone sexy, now it's celebs
Told how to deworm, not just some pleb
In a vinyl-filled home with a disordered pooch
We now need a soap star to pick up the poop
Celebs are like plumbers, or traders, or vets
Everyday workers who, for some reason get
Their heads onto TV, attention that's fleeting
Like the loony who speaks at every staff meeting

[Chorus]
It's my home, it's my last home, it's my home
It's my home, it's my last home, it's my home

[Verse 2]
Dirty's the job, but there's no need to do it
Madonna's a celeb, if only she knew it
Too often, however, despite that they oughtn't
Celebs think they're artists, far more important
The outrage, the hunger, like lions hunt fawn
Celebs stalk respect from the moment they're born
Want art's greater glory in pre-packaged form
Look profound, think nonsense, talk Shakespeare, act porn