Me Dido

[Verse 1]
I've never had a filling and I've got blue eyes
I've got every kind of lipstick you can buy
I've got 3 cupboards for my shoes
And a mirror that always tells the truth
I've got clothes in case it's hot
Clothes for when it's cold
But still I don't know what to wear
What to wear tonight

[Verse 2]
I've got the concentration of a small child
Patience - well, not all the time
A wounded look and a silly smile
That always gets me what I want

I've got a garden, but it has no grass
It's got plastic chairs and the tables glass
My cat at home thinks it's a dog
And who am I to judge if that's all?

[Verse 3]
I've got a lot of cards on my shelf
Everyone of them written to myself
I've got a million pounds in the bank
(Don't be silly, you haven't been to a bank in your life)