[Verse 1]
Dear Markus
I'm sorry, but you caused me exhaustion, let me be honest
It takes a man to be a dev and you are not responsive
I look at you and wish Mojang had a different designer
I’m sorry, but you have to forever be in their shadow
Life is hard, I know
The challenges always gon' beat us home
Sometimes developers make ten mistakes a day before we're told
And it’s a good game, they needed good leadership
Let me be your mentor, since you clearly don't notice shit
Never let a glitch grow in the code, Notch
Either it dies right there, or you get burnt down the line, Notch
Never become a dickhead, Notch, it's a bad decision
Please remember, you can make it good if you remove the glitches
Never code switch, notice right from wrong, you a bad dev
We all know that it benefits your goals
Think about it, take criticism
Don't you cut them corners like we know you did
Fuck everything you did
Don't pay to buy a mansion in the Hills, patch the glitch out this shit
Understand, don't make mistakes then hide behind a wall
Don't be ashamed, admit your faults
Admit you made a bomb, don't make a glitch to hide the glitch
Then show the glitch to all
Yeah, 2.5 billion, your portion size is large
Be proud of who you are, that strength come from within
Lot of game devs, that’s real
But, we know you ain’t one of them
Yeah, you ain't nothing like them
But you carry yourself as "King"
Can’t understand me right now, just skip to 5:18
Dear Markus
I'm sorry, but you caused me exhaustion, let me be honest
It takes a man to be a dev and you are not responsive
I look at you and wish Mojang had a different designer
I’m sorry, but you have to forever be in their shadow
Life is hard, I know
The challenges always gon' beat us home
Sometimes developers make ten mistakes a day before we're told
And it’s a good game, they needed good leadership
Let me be your mentor, since you clearly don't notice shit
Never let a glitch grow in the code, Notch
Either it dies right there, or you get burnt down the line, Notch
Never become a dickhead, Notch, it's a bad decision
Please remember, you can make it good if you remove the glitches
Never code switch, notice right from wrong, you a bad dev
We all know that it benefits your goals
Think about it, take criticism
Don't you cut them corners like we know you did
Fuck everything you did
Don't pay to buy a mansion in the Hills, patch the glitch out this shit
Understand, don't make mistakes then hide behind a wall
Don't be ashamed, admit your faults
Admit you made a bomb, don't make a glitch to hide the glitch
Then show the glitch to all
Yeah, 2.5 billion, your portion size is large
Be proud of who you are, that strength come from within
Lot of game devs, that’s real
But, we know you ain’t one of them
Yeah, you ain't nothing like them
But you carry yourself as "King"
Can’t understand me right now, just skip to 5:18
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