I Have Friends Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Ava Acres & Rachel Bloom)

[YOUNG REBECCA]
I have friends
I definitely have friends
No one can say that
I do not have friends!
 
I have friends
I definitely have friends
Friends, friends, friendly friends
Time to meet my friends
 
[PATTI]
I’m Patti!
 
[LOUANN]
LouAnn...
 
[JASON]
Jason and I’m super into Dance Dance Revolution!
 
[UNNAMED GIRL]
Girl with mustache!
 
[UNNAMED BOY]
Boy with port wine stain!
 
[JANITOR]
Janitor who lives in an RV behind the school
 
[YOUNG REBECCA]
I have friends, I definitely have friends!
 
[REBECCA]
Oh yeah! I have friends
I definitely have friends
Objectively, I can say that
I have all the friends!
 
I have friends
I definitely have friends
Friends, friends, friendly friends
Time to meet my friends!
 
[PAULA]
I’m Paula!
 
[DARRYL]
Darryl!
 
[UNNAMED WOMAN]
Lady who hit your car!
 
[UNNAMED MAN 1]
Friend of friend from law school…?
 
[UNNAMED MAN 2]
Grocery clerk with half an eyelid!
 
[BOTH REBECCAS]
We have friends
We definitely have friends
No one can say that
We do not have friends