Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Mike O'Hearn, Nice Peter & No Shame)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BRUCE BANNER!
VERSUS!
BRUCE JENNER!
BEGIN!

[Bruce Banner]
I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce
With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes
I hear you're good at running, you're just like the Flash
Especially in the hundred meter ditch your wife dash
I'm an ace in the lab, acid, base, and treble
So let me break you down on a molecular level
You turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green
The most overrated athlete anyone's ever seen
You need to carry fatherhood across the finish line (AAGHH)
Kept up with the Kardashians, but left some kids behind
Run along you'll thank me, 'cause I'm getting kind of cranky
And trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

[Bruce Jenner]
I think you're in your element when you're behaving badly
Honestly, you're kinda Boron when you're happy
I'll lap and pass your ass ten different ways
Decathlon athlete, blast through you like some gamma rays
The truth is, there’s no truce between the Bruces
You’re a drifter being useless, I’m a winner, no excuses (uh)
Beautiful women all up on my jock
I got a home gym, check me on the cereal box, doc
You big green freak, don’t try to flex
If it wasn’t for your cousin, you’d never have sex (oh!)
You’re so strong when you get mad
Too bad you can’t go back and protect your mom from your dad