Pineapple Sparks

Tropical air helps us harvest all year
And serves to promote the vitamin C content
In turn yielding greater demand

Pineapple

Got to send a case to the city jail
The warden likes it because it won't conceal
Any sort of handmade weapons
That are baked right into their buns
And the taste is delectable
But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout

Pineapple, pineapple
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple (shares are gonna divide)
Pineapple (if in us you confide)

Got a contract for all of the schools
They will use it for all of their meals
Sure, the kids will throw it real far
'Cause it ain't a milk chocolate bar
But you know it don't stain so bad
But won't they fling it at a friend and then shout

Pineapple (tastes too healthy to me)
Pineapple: it's filled with vitamin C
Pineapple: fulfills every need
Pineapple: to all the ships at sea
Pineapple (for the English at tea)
Pineapple (to the Siamese twins)
Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned