[Round 1: Anderson Burrus]
As a reliable bench player for URL…
Coming to King of the Dot puts me in quite a predicament
Like, y’all don’t understand - I could be facing fines and imprisonment
(*That gets a few members of the crowd chuckling*)
I’m not laughing
I could be facing fi- it’s a serious contract
I could be facing fines and imprisonment
But I said, “Screw a contract! It’s my life, and I’m livin’ it!”
So I called Beasley, asked him nicely, and he signed my permission slip
But don’t be thinkin’ that I’m nice and considerate
My punches? Ali wishes he was alive just to witnеss it
I’m sick, twisted, my mind isn’t innocent
Last week, I watched Thе Notebook...and I only cried just a little bit!
I’m a monster!
(It’s a sad movie - I cried, like, three times only)
I only cried just a little bit
So if we fight, I’mma finish it
I established my mark
Plus I’m filming this whole event, you never had it this hard
What you know about walking into a venue, tryna practice your bars
Security thinks that you’re the camera guy, and you actually are?
So I don’t care that you’re autistic, I don’t care that it’s weighed you down
I don’t care you’re on TV, I don’t care that you’re famous now
You might be a Wild N’ Out star, but your career’s changin’ routes
Now it’s Love On The Spectrum: the autistic kid’s gettin’ taken out!
I know I sound like a hater now, but I used to love to watch him win
Plus Ty Dolla $ign and Kanye named their album after him
But you wanna know the reason why I stopped calling you a friend?
‘Cause you lost to Mike P and made him confident again!
(He’s decent now, bro! He’s decent because of you)
But he didn’t just take a loss to him
No, I’ve been keepin’ receipts
Pat Stay and Real Deal kept you from bein’ the King
Nunn Nunn beat you so bad, you couldn’t eat for a week
Juan made you seem like a geek
Pete made you read it and weep
Rone had you seeing a shrink
I know y’all think he’s elite
But he’s a traffic ticket
As long as you’re white, he’s pretty easy to beat
But there’s no seasoning in my home, so you’re not beating me, Charron
Take my advice
You versus Bigg K was only debatable ‘cause he’s debatably white
So it’s in my best interest to be takin’ you light
But you’ll have to black on me if you wanna make this a fight
But he ain’t playin’, this man’s on a mission
It’s the way that he performs, it commands y’alls attention
Advanced body twitchin’, his hands start to stiffen
He was doin’ the Milly Rock before the dance got invented
But man, I’m suspicious of the fact that you’re 32
They say a haircut keeps you young - you are actual living proof
Your hair- you have a hat on
(*points to a guy - who looks like he could be Charron’s brother - standing just offstage behind Charron*)
His hair looks just like-
Actually, y’all two look just alike
His hair looks like his hair
Bro, it- it’s classic and vintage, too
I just have to know, what’d you do?
I mean, it looks like you discovered the Fountain of Hitler Youth
You wore a-
His hair…just imagine his hair on his-
Alright…had to call an audible
It looks like both of you discovered the Fountain of Hitler Youth
You wore a Confederate flag shirt, but had an acceptable excuse
You’re Canadian - you never learned about the Confederates in school
But here’s a lesson about Americans that I bet you never knew
I’ll put a weapon up to you - 9-millimeter
Yeah, we use the metric system too!
Yo…you say Americans, we use the metric system too
And this lesson’s just for you - don’t get carried away
I’m giving you a run for your money like a charity race
But I’m sure you’ve been preparin’, and got a lot of flips to say
But I’m American - I can see that comin’ from a…kilometer away!
As a reliable bench player for URL…
Coming to King of the Dot puts me in quite a predicament
Like, y’all don’t understand - I could be facing fines and imprisonment
(*That gets a few members of the crowd chuckling*)
I’m not laughing
I could be facing fi- it’s a serious contract
I could be facing fines and imprisonment
But I said, “Screw a contract! It’s my life, and I’m livin’ it!”
So I called Beasley, asked him nicely, and he signed my permission slip
But don’t be thinkin’ that I’m nice and considerate
My punches? Ali wishes he was alive just to witnеss it
I’m sick, twisted, my mind isn’t innocent
Last week, I watched Thе Notebook...and I only cried just a little bit!
I’m a monster!
(It’s a sad movie - I cried, like, three times only)
I only cried just a little bit
So if we fight, I’mma finish it
I established my mark
Plus I’m filming this whole event, you never had it this hard
What you know about walking into a venue, tryna practice your bars
Security thinks that you’re the camera guy, and you actually are?
So I don’t care that you’re autistic, I don’t care that it’s weighed you down
I don’t care you’re on TV, I don’t care that you’re famous now
You might be a Wild N’ Out star, but your career’s changin’ routes
Now it’s Love On The Spectrum: the autistic kid’s gettin’ taken out!
I know I sound like a hater now, but I used to love to watch him win
Plus Ty Dolla $ign and Kanye named their album after him
But you wanna know the reason why I stopped calling you a friend?
‘Cause you lost to Mike P and made him confident again!
(He’s decent now, bro! He’s decent because of you)
But he didn’t just take a loss to him
No, I’ve been keepin’ receipts
Pat Stay and Real Deal kept you from bein’ the King
Nunn Nunn beat you so bad, you couldn’t eat for a week
Juan made you seem like a geek
Pete made you read it and weep
Rone had you seeing a shrink
I know y’all think he’s elite
But he’s a traffic ticket
As long as you’re white, he’s pretty easy to beat
But there’s no seasoning in my home, so you’re not beating me, Charron
Take my advice
You versus Bigg K was only debatable ‘cause he’s debatably white
So it’s in my best interest to be takin’ you light
But you’ll have to black on me if you wanna make this a fight
But he ain’t playin’, this man’s on a mission
It’s the way that he performs, it commands y’alls attention
Advanced body twitchin’, his hands start to stiffen
He was doin’ the Milly Rock before the dance got invented
But man, I’m suspicious of the fact that you’re 32
They say a haircut keeps you young - you are actual living proof
Your hair- you have a hat on
(*points to a guy - who looks like he could be Charron’s brother - standing just offstage behind Charron*)
His hair looks just like-
Actually, y’all two look just alike
His hair looks like his hair
Bro, it- it’s classic and vintage, too
I just have to know, what’d you do?
I mean, it looks like you discovered the Fountain of Hitler Youth
You wore a-
His hair…just imagine his hair on his-
Alright…had to call an audible
It looks like both of you discovered the Fountain of Hitler Youth
You wore a Confederate flag shirt, but had an acceptable excuse
You’re Canadian - you never learned about the Confederates in school
But here’s a lesson about Americans that I bet you never knew
I’ll put a weapon up to you - 9-millimeter
Yeah, we use the metric system too!
Yo…you say Americans, we use the metric system too
And this lesson’s just for you - don’t get carried away
I’m giving you a run for your money like a charity race
But I’m sure you’ve been preparin’, and got a lot of flips to say
But I’m American - I can see that comin’ from a…kilometer away!
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