[Verse 1: Dexter Manning]
Yeah
It's like I'm waking up in the future
Where Minecraft's a first-person shooter
And the people like to play in a variety of ways
Console, tablet or computer
It's like I'm not the consumer
I'm gonna need a troubleshooter
'Cause what I wanna do is not raid or eat the food
I don't care if I'm a party pooper

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Boomer, zoomer
Dare I say this ain't the same play of your game
'Cause you're a Minecraft boomer
And I'm a Minecraft zoomer
Boomer, zoomer
Dare I say, you've lost your touch- your hairs are grey
This ain't a job for a zoomer
But must try for a Minecraft boomer

[Verse 2: Dexter Manning]
Just a noob, not even amateur
I'm about as useful as a Creeper
'Cause they've added so much stuff
For me, it's kinda rough
When the lore just keeps getting deeper
There's a reason I turn to liquor
'Cause my brain can't comprehend
Why I gotta level up
They added little pups
It's the old days I prefer
I feel like a Minecraft boomer
A nasty unwanted tumor
And the more I want to learn
I feel my brain begin to turn
Upside down like a maneuver
I wish I was a decent user
'Cause then I wouldn't be a loser
With a little treehouse
With a sword I can't pronounce
Living life like a Minecraft zoomer
Yeah
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