[Intro]
Prince: Yo, Jeff what's up homes?
Jeff: Yo, what's up Prince?
Prince: What's up, man? Hey, where's my car at?
Jeff: Where's your car? Why you askin' me?
Prince: Nah, I ... I parked my car right here. You're standing here. I ... Where's my car?
Jeff: I been here for about an hour and a half. I ain't seen it
Prince: 'Cmon man, stop playin' Jeff. Where's my car at?
Jeff: No, I'm serious man. It's not in my pocket. I haven't seen you car
Prince: Jeff, where's my car? I parked my car right here, man!
Jef: I don't know!
Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill
But this isn't funny y'all this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and this has gone too far
I ain't laughin no more y'all now who stole my car?
Now I don't know if you ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map or any kinda chart
To know you're standin in the spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car there but yet you keep lookin
Cause your mind didn't accept yet that somebody took it
So you're scratching your head and tryin to get things clear
And there's always some idiot saying (you're sure you parked here)
To call the police would be the move that is smart
But instead you keep lookin where you know you didn't park
Searchin for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Something to justify that - maybe it got towed
But not stolen n-never forget it
But then you ask yourself well, "Where the hell is it?"
If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
Cause you're lookin somewhere else when you know you parked it here
So through never-neverland you find yourself strollin
Then when you finally accept that it's stolen
You call the police and they come and say
(That's the 437th car stolen today)
As if that's somethin that he really needed to mention
Then they start askin you real dumb questions
Like (well when's the last time that you saw it)
You idiot, right before they stole it
Now you're mad this cop is talkin to you
And somebody in your car headed to Kalamazoo
Officer Fool or whoever you are
Would you please get off your butt and find who stole my car?
Prince: Yo, Jeff what's up homes?
Jeff: Yo, what's up Prince?
Prince: What's up, man? Hey, where's my car at?
Jeff: Where's your car? Why you askin' me?
Prince: Nah, I ... I parked my car right here. You're standing here. I ... Where's my car?
Jeff: I been here for about an hour and a half. I ain't seen it
Prince: 'Cmon man, stop playin' Jeff. Where's my car at?
Jeff: No, I'm serious man. It's not in my pocket. I haven't seen you car
Prince: Jeff, where's my car? I parked my car right here, man!
Jef: I don't know!
Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill
But this isn't funny y'all this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and this has gone too far
I ain't laughin no more y'all now who stole my car?
Now I don't know if you ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map or any kinda chart
To know you're standin in the spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car there but yet you keep lookin
Cause your mind didn't accept yet that somebody took it
So you're scratching your head and tryin to get things clear
And there's always some idiot saying (you're sure you parked here)
To call the police would be the move that is smart
But instead you keep lookin where you know you didn't park
Searchin for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Something to justify that - maybe it got towed
But not stolen n-never forget it
But then you ask yourself well, "Where the hell is it?"
If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
Cause you're lookin somewhere else when you know you parked it here
So through never-neverland you find yourself strollin
Then when you finally accept that it's stolen
You call the police and they come and say
(That's the 437th car stolen today)
As if that's somethin that he really needed to mention
Then they start askin you real dumb questions
Like (well when's the last time that you saw it)
You idiot, right before they stole it
Now you're mad this cop is talkin to you
And somebody in your car headed to Kalamazoo
Officer Fool or whoever you are
Would you please get off your butt and find who stole my car?
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