[Skit: Lil Nas X, Judge Thomas, Defendant, Plaintiff, (Jury Member), (Judge Thomas' daughter)]
(Dad, are you okay?)
Yeah, I'm bored
(Hmm...)
*chuckle*
Imma call you back [?], I'm doing this little court case [?] a little gay n---a
(I'll let you go! Bye, daddy...)
Alright, [?], I'll talk to you!
Defendant.
Your Honor, my client Lil Nash... Lil... Lil Man... Lil-Lil
Hey man, what's your name again?
Lil Nas X...
Lil Nas!
My client Lil Nasty has nothing to do with this
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is about much more than shoes...
Mr. Nas X... are you gay?
What does this have to do with the shoes?
Answer the question!
Let me rephrase the question... do yo momma know you gay?
Yes.
(Yeah, lock 'im up 'n throw away the key!)
Order, order! Ordеr in the court!
Lil Nas X, I sentencе you to five years in Montero State Prison!
(D-D-Daytrip took it to ten, hey!)
[Verse/Snippet: Lil Nas X]
Baby back, ayy, couple racks, ayy
Couple Grammys on him, couple plaques, ayy
That's a fact, ayy, throw it back, ayy
Throw it back, ayy
(Dad, are you okay?)
Yeah, I'm bored
(Hmm...)
*chuckle*
Imma call you back [?], I'm doing this little court case [?] a little gay n---a
(I'll let you go! Bye, daddy...)
Alright, [?], I'll talk to you!
Defendant.
Your Honor, my client Lil Nash... Lil... Lil Man... Lil-Lil
Hey man, what's your name again?
Lil Nas X...
Lil Nas!
My client Lil Nasty has nothing to do with this
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is about much more than shoes...
Mr. Nas X... are you gay?
What does this have to do with the shoes?
Answer the question!
Let me rephrase the question... do yo momma know you gay?
Yes.
(Yeah, lock 'im up 'n throw away the key!)
Order, order! Ordеr in the court!
Lil Nas X, I sentencе you to five years in Montero State Prison!
(D-D-Daytrip took it to ten, hey!)
[Verse/Snippet: Lil Nas X]
Baby back, ayy, couple racks, ayy
Couple Grammys on him, couple plaques, ayy
That's a fact, ayy, throw it back, ayy
Throw it back, ayy
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