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Is That Something You Find Funny Mr. Mulaney? - John Mulaney
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Is That Something You Find Funny Mr. Mulaney? John Mulaney

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Is That Something You Find Funny Mr. Mulaney? - John Mulaney
I like to throw an “I’m kidding” at the ends of jokes now, in case the jokes are ever played in court. You ever heard a joke played in court? Never goes well. They’re like, “‘And that’s why you shouldn’t give to charity.’ Is that something you find funny, Mr. Mulaney?” Um, at the time. I found out recently that jokes don’t do well in court. So, some friends of mine were sued in college for property damage. And they were guilty. And the lawsuit dragged on for years and years and eventually, I got a call when I was 28 years old. It was my friend from college, he said, “Hey, that lawsuit with my neighbor is still dragging on and my neighbor just subpoenaed all my emails from college that mention him or the lawsuit.” And I said, “That’s crazy. But why are you calling me?” And he said, “Because you should be concerned.” He said, “I have an email here from junior year where I wrote, ‘Hey, guys, I’m going to miss practice tonight because I have to meet with my neighbor about that lawsuit thing.’ And you replied, ‘Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay, see you at improv practice!'” Of all the sentences in that email, I would be ashamed to have read out loud in a court of law, I think the top one is “See you at improv practice.”
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