We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal Eddie & Chavo Guerrero

[Intro: Eddie, Chavo, and Both]
O'lay Eddie
O'lay Chavito
Looking good, homes
You to vato
Not as good as me, baby
You wish esa
Hey check it out homes
Watch this, man
Look at the mamacite walking down the street
Hey, baby, wanna ride in our lowrider?

[Chorus: Both]
We got the Latin heat
For the ladies we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat
When we fight, you get beat
We got the Latin heat
For the ladies we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat
When wе fight, you get beat

[Verse 1: Eddie, Chavo, and Both]
What's up ladies? It's Chavo and Eddiе
We came to have fun, and we're ready
To get down with the mamacitas
Yeah, all the foxy señoritas
Come here, girl, just take my hand
Even if you have a man
He can't do the things we can
Eddie and Chavo rule this land
We don't ever get caught for nothing, nada
You know why? Because we lie
We win every game we play
Hey! 'Cause we cheat all day
Everything you have, we want it
Yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it
Bring it on if you think you're bad
It'll be the worst day you ever had