Alexander the Great Horrible Histories (Ft. Ben Willbond, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard & Mathew Baynton)

[ALEXANDER THE GREAT (Willbond)]
Alexander is my name
Macedonia's most famous
Commander history calls the Great
But I prefer the Greatest
A king aged only 20
When my dad assassinated
Adviser called for calm
But frankly peace is over rated

Crushed rebels in Greek city states
Saw thousands of them martyrs
Made short labour of my neighbours
And that was just for starters

Alexander
Full time fighter
Made my whole world secure
But that wasn't enough
I wanted more more more

And so began my master plan
To conquer by invasion
Started with dad's enemy
The famous Persian nation
Ruler Darius had far more troops
An inconvenience
But I won then thrashed Egypt
I'm a military genius