Say Man R. Stevie Moore

Say man!
What's that boy?
I want to tell you 'bout your girlfriend
What about my girl?
Well, you don't look strong enough to take the message
I'm strong enough
I might hurt your feelings
My feelings are already hurt by being here with you

Well, I was walking down the street with your girl the other day
Uh-huh...
And the wind was blowin' real hard
Is that right?
And the wind blew her hair into my face
Uh-huh...
You know what else happened?
What happened?
The wind blew her hair into her face
Yeah?
And we went a little further... you wanna hear the rеst of it?
I might as well...
The wind blew hеr hair into the street!

Ok, since you told me about my girl, I'm gonna tell you about yours. I was walking down the street with your girl
Yes?
I took her home, for a drink, you know
Took her home?
Yeh, just for a drink
Oh...
But that chick looked so ugly, she had to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water!
You've got the nerve to call somebody ugly; why, you so ugly the stork that brought you in the world oughta be arrested!
That's alright; my momma didn't have to put a sheet on my head so sleep could slip up on me!