Ladies in Their Sensitivities Jack Eric Williams, Edmund Lyndeck, Victor Garber & Sarah Rice

[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Come, walk home with me. I have news for you. In order to shield her from the evils of this world, I have decided to marry Johanna next Monday. 

[BEADLE, spoken]
Ah, sir, happy news, indeed!

[JUDGE TURPIN, spoken]
Strange—when I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance. 

[BEADLE]
Excuse me, my lord
May I request, my lord
Permission, my lord, to speak?
Forgive me if I suggest, my lord
You're looking less than your best, my lord
There's powder upon your vest, my lord
And stubble upon your cheek
And ladies, my lord, are weak

Ladies in their sensitivities, my lord
Have a fragile sensibility
When a girl's emergent
Probably it's urgent
You defer to her gent-
Ility, my lord
Personal disorder cannot be ignored
Given their genteel proclivities
Meaning no offense, it
Happens they resents it
Ladies in their sensit-
Ivities, my lord!