The Evil Morty rap None Like Joshua

[Verse 1]
I’ll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
Don’t ever call me your typical Morty
I answer to nobody, Rick or authority
Smartest of all – sick with my wording cause
When I was born that prick had tried forming me
Into a genius. I wanted more to see
There was no Jerry – no insecurity
No Beth or Summer – family quarreling
I excelled – Rick was ashamed
And left for a Morty without any brains
Cause he never heard me say
“ah geez, Rick please, just stay”
So I created my own
And placed him under control
My right eye up on the goal
Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions then I get
Their Mortys torture them from night to morning
To disguise my fort on Hideout planet
And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
He prevented it – I’ll avenge again as president

[Chorus]
– No it’s not – Rookie Morty
It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty
– No it’s not – Rookie Morty
It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
– it’s Evil Morty