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Dimensional Time Portal (Skit) - Psychostick
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Dimensional Time Portal (Skit) Psychostick

Dimensional Time Portal (Skit) - Psychostick
"What's up bitches!"
"We are Psychostick!"
"Ugh, what's with the feedback?"
"I dunno what's wrong, I can't stop it."

"Everyone's leaving"
"Stop at the merch table on your way out"
"What is that out there?"
"It looks like a...dimensional time portal!"

"Action 5 Extreme Super News, we interrupt your regular programming to bring you this extremely super breaking news update."
"We're live at Festival Fest where it appears a dimensional time portal has emerged during a set by heavy metal band Pi-ska-stick (Am I pronouncing that right?)
The mob of concert goers are fleeing in terror as the band still attempts to preform. We go live to the scene"

I'm a dog and I have..."Ugh, come on guys where are you going?"

"We have received word that the U.S. military is developing a contingency plan to deal with the dimensional time portal as we speak."

"General. (Hooha!) At ease. At 1500 hours we experienced a tear in space time reality and dimensional time portal caused by the feedback of a band called Cyclonestrike."
"Actually sir, it's Psychostick."
"I don't care. I say we nuke the damn thing."
"Umm sir, shouldn't we found out more about the..."
"I said nuke it."

"Everyone's still leaving."
"Forget it guys, I guess a supernatural phenomenon is enough to make people leave a concert."
"Who are you?"
"I am Rawb from an alternate dimension in the future."
"Sup."
"I'm here to tell you that the dimensional time portal is blending our universes. Our world has been enslaved by haunted panties and if they cross over, women will never......put out....again."
"Woah!"
"Dude, the guy looks just like Rawb."
"I know, right?"
"Handsome."
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