There I was cored, bored out of my gourd, thinking Lord
Please, send me a hoard and leave me gored
I'm tired of the fighting where consequences are toward
Anybody other than me comprehensive reward
To the victor, One Punch Man says all predictors
I just want a fight where a bead of sweat drips, the
Feeling that I yearn for is fear, an elixir
Beautiful, and it's been so long since I've gripped her
But then I got a tournament invite to binge fight
Promising the best of the best, I'm thinking it might
Be my best opportunity, right? I'll get striked
Maybe even bruise, now that would be a good night
So I showed up, the crowd looked promising
Except for that little bald guy vomiting
He said: "I hope you're ready for a challenge, I don't know you
Don't look ready to battle the likes of Goku"
I said: "What? That's a ridiculous name
And illegitimate fame's not blocking infinite pain"
He said: "I'll see you in the finals, if you make it there"
Then I hit him with my infamous Blanket Stare
On to the first match, beat him using two toes
Launched to Pluto, say goodbye to Naruto!
Then I got the bald guy, what a bad decision
Smacked Krillin down, man, I hope I didn't kill him
But then I saw him get up, and one to the crowds
Speaking to another man, saying: "I am really proud
I saw you do your best, now let me do the rest
I want to see what Saitama's about, take a test"
I apologized, saying: "I was on a quest
I have battled everybody, and I've never been impressed"
He said: "Never fought me, or a true Saiyan
So that craving that you're speaking about can stop waiting
So how did you train? I did it under gravity
A hundred times that of Earth initially was agony
But I pushed through it, so what about you?"
"Well, I did a hundred pushups and equal squats too"
"What? That was it?" - "No, not the whole image
I did a hundred situps with a 10K finish"
"This will be easy" - said: "I've heard rumors
Obviously false, I wish I'd known sooner
I had only signed up 'cause I heard that you had entered
Thought it'd be a good fight, looking for a new adventure"
"Well, go and take a swing, and we'll see where that gets you"
He swung twice, only hitting air at the venue
Then he said: "That's impossible! How can this bald guy
Dodge any of my punches?" I felt my hand fly
"Bald guy? Won't be saying that when my punch lands"
"Do it then, then I cock back with the bald head"
I hit him square in the chest, gest was everywhere
Couldn't see anything, get kicked up into the air
But then he started to settle, and I saw him there
Down on one knee, but still alive, what a pair
I stood there in shock, I can not believe
That I found a person that could take a real punch from me
I can tell that this battle's been long due
One Punch Man, and the tale of the Goku
Please, send me a hoard and leave me gored
I'm tired of the fighting where consequences are toward
Anybody other than me comprehensive reward
To the victor, One Punch Man says all predictors
I just want a fight where a bead of sweat drips, the
Feeling that I yearn for is fear, an elixir
Beautiful, and it's been so long since I've gripped her
But then I got a tournament invite to binge fight
Promising the best of the best, I'm thinking it might
Be my best opportunity, right? I'll get striked
Maybe even bruise, now that would be a good night
So I showed up, the crowd looked promising
Except for that little bald guy vomiting
He said: "I hope you're ready for a challenge, I don't know you
Don't look ready to battle the likes of Goku"
I said: "What? That's a ridiculous name
And illegitimate fame's not blocking infinite pain"
He said: "I'll see you in the finals, if you make it there"
Then I hit him with my infamous Blanket Stare
On to the first match, beat him using two toes
Launched to Pluto, say goodbye to Naruto!
Then I got the bald guy, what a bad decision
Smacked Krillin down, man, I hope I didn't kill him
But then I saw him get up, and one to the crowds
Speaking to another man, saying: "I am really proud
I saw you do your best, now let me do the rest
I want to see what Saitama's about, take a test"
I apologized, saying: "I was on a quest
I have battled everybody, and I've never been impressed"
He said: "Never fought me, or a true Saiyan
So that craving that you're speaking about can stop waiting
So how did you train? I did it under gravity
A hundred times that of Earth initially was agony
But I pushed through it, so what about you?"
"Well, I did a hundred pushups and equal squats too"
"What? That was it?" - "No, not the whole image
I did a hundred situps with a 10K finish"
"This will be easy" - said: "I've heard rumors
Obviously false, I wish I'd known sooner
I had only signed up 'cause I heard that you had entered
Thought it'd be a good fight, looking for a new adventure"
"Well, go and take a swing, and we'll see where that gets you"
He swung twice, only hitting air at the venue
Then he said: "That's impossible! How can this bald guy
Dodge any of my punches?" I felt my hand fly
"Bald guy? Won't be saying that when my punch lands"
"Do it then, then I cock back with the bald head"
I hit him square in the chest, gest was everywhere
Couldn't see anything, get kicked up into the air
But then he started to settle, and I saw him there
Down on one knee, but still alive, what a pair
I stood there in shock, I can not believe
That I found a person that could take a real punch from me
I can tell that this battle's been long due
One Punch Man, and the tale of the Goku
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