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Rock ‘N’ Roll Doctor - Travesty Ltd.
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Rock ‘N’ Roll Doctor Travesty Ltd.

Rock ‘N’ Roll Doctor - Travesty Ltd.
Intro: Prescribing your pleasure from dusk till dawn
Rock and Roll Doctor is always on!

RRD: OK, Rock And Roll Doctor, you're on the air

Caller 1 [heavy echo]: Hello? Hello?

RRD: Yeah. You wanna turn your radio down, sir?

Caller 1: Hello? ...ello? Louder? ...ouder?

RRD: Turn your radio down, please

Caller 1: Yeah, I - I'm goin' to the Aerosmith concert, man, and I was wonderin', what kind of drugs I should take

RRD: OK, Aerosmith, that's heavy metal. Ah, you're gonna want to stay away from stimulants, they react negatively with the high decibels. When those guitars start feeding back, you're going to be clawing your face off. I'd suggest rather a mild depressant: beer, maybe some Quaaludes

Caller 1: All right, man! Ya got any?

RRD: No I don't! I'd like to point out right here, that the Rock And Roll Doctor does not advocate drugs, it just prescribes them. OK, Rock And Roll Doctor, you're on the air

Caller 2: [incoherent yelling, in which the words "Bad trip" are barely discernible. Loud music in background]

RRD: Are you having a bad trip sir?

Caller 2: [more incoherent yelling, with "I took too much" audible]
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