Scout’s Monologue (Full Version) Nathan Vetterlein

Alright, l-listen to me very carefully as I talk to you. Alright?
Are you listening? Okay.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha', I hurt people.
I'm a force a' nature! Whaddya think about that, huh?
No? Nothin'? Yeah. That's what I thought.
All of a sudden, silence is f**kin' goin' with you, huh?
Not so tough with ya footlong f**kin' sandwich!
Well, open wide, 'cuz I'm about to wash it down with ya teeth!

Where am I from? What's it to you?
What does it matter, huh? You wanna know where I'm from?
You don't wanna know where I'm from, alright?
'Cuz if you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!

Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you.
I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
D-do ya have any idea?
You havе any idea who I am? Any idea at all?

A-alright, well lеt me-let me see if I can clue ya in, douchebag, alright?
Basically... kind of a big deal. Alright?

Oh, y-yeah, is that what you think?!
Well, maybe you should just shut your f**kin' mouth.
That's what I think. Whaddya think about that?
'Cuz I-I think that sounds like a pretty damn good idea.
Yeah, in fact, let's try that. Let's shut your f**kin' mouth!
Nah, you know, you're right. I-I may have-I may have crossed the line.
I may have crossed the line there.
Y-you- maybe you could shut it yourself.
Maybe I don't need to do it.
Because it's clear that you're not gonna stop me if I try.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*, alright?