Dorothy vs. Alice Whitney Avalon (Ft. Burl Moseley, Emily Kinney, Jason Rogel, Joey Richter, Mark Teich, Reggie De Leon & Ryan McCartan)

[ALICE]
When you look into the mirror, I’m sure you’re distressed
Your book borrowed my look, you’re even wearing my dress
I been rocking this game since before you were born
This corny copy’s lost because she ain’t in Kansas anymore
I'm surprised your garbage squad hasn't fallen apart
Yellow bellied, empty-headed, that one’s got no heart
Double killers, caterpillars and a mad man in my crew
Put you on blast, I gotta ask: Who are you?

[DOROTHY]
Well, I’m Dorothy Gale, and you’re on my street
Not a good witch, I’m a bad bitch
Ruby kicks on my feet
Quirky stupid chicks and nobody can stand ‘em
You’re that annoying girl shouting: "LOL I’m so random!"
I got sense and sensibility like my girl Jane Austen
Wreckin’ your tea party like they did back in Boston
Word to your moms, I’m dropping L. Frank Bombs
Got more bars than Wonka more composed than Brahms
Better say your prayers

[TEAM OZ]
We’re your worst nightmares

[DOROTHY]
Keep dreaming, you’ll be screaming
Lions, tigers, and bears
[SCARECROW]
Oh my!

[DOROTHY]
I’ve come to free the land from an olive hand
A beginning middle end that even kids can understand
In your sadness you wallow, talkin’ rabbits you follow
Put a bottle near your mouth, you’re not thinkin’, you swallow
I didn’t make the mold but I’m the one who broke it
I’m the better heroine, stick that in your pipe and smoke it

[ALICE]
No place like home? You’re from a podunk prairie
Ease on down the road
Cause shiz is gonna get scary
What’s your battle plan? I don’t think you understand
A coward, dolt and bag of bolts can’t step to Wonderland
Don't make me light up your friend cause he’s met his match
A stitched together strawman that stinks like bandersnatch
You’re washed up and washed out, you’re fading, and thus
Click your heels together baby and bugger off to Kansas

[SCARECROW]
Who needs brains when you have this much swagger?
I don’t even gotta think and I got moves like Jagger
I’m outstanding in my field while you have mental lapses
Teaching crows how to murder with my lack of synapses
Noggin stuffed with knowledge, stitching rhymes so raw
Throwing shade at Oz? Hay, that’s the last straw
Let’s have a heart to heart, you tart stealing tart
Alice, you’re so stupid, you make me look smart