[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
BEAR GRYLLS
VS
STEVE IRWIN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Bear Grylls]
So, I’m about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child;
I confront the worst dangers. If a proud hunter
Steps up to me, he’s going down... under!
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills!
Gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that I’ve ever encountered!
[Verse 2: Steve Irwin]
Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow
You could sprout a whole forest with ya darn show
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of pizza with ya cameraman, Doug! (Hi!)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with ten tonnes on their backs!
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around!
If you wanna take the piss, then open your mouth!
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake?
I love reptiles but not you, snake!
You topped many mountains but keep this in mind:
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs!
RAP BATTLE!
BEAR GRYLLS
VS
STEVE IRWIN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Bear Grylls]
So, I’m about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child;
I confront the worst dangers. If a proud hunter
Steps up to me, he’s going down... under!
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills!
Gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that I’ve ever encountered!
[Verse 2: Steve Irwin]
Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow
You could sprout a whole forest with ya darn show
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of pizza with ya cameraman, Doug! (Hi!)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with ten tonnes on their backs!
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around!
If you wanna take the piss, then open your mouth!
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake?
I love reptiles but not you, snake!
You topped many mountains but keep this in mind:
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs!
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