You Don’t Have to Look at Pictures on the Radio National Lampoon

You don't have to look at pictures on the radio (Why did they send you here?)
It doesn't ruin your vision like a TV show (You do look like Silly Putty)
Practice yoga on the ground, or get up and walk around
You can do it when you're listening to the radio

(Factory whistle)
Lunch time!

You can shave or wash your hair while our show is on the air
You can cook up a fondue and we'd still be coming through
You can stay in bed and (ball), you'll find we don't care at all
Just as long as you keep listening to the radio

(Tell it to the bugle corps)
(Oh yeah!)

Oh we could say we're smokin' reefer on the radio
While we're really eating and you'd never know
We could tell you we look great when we're really overweight
You can get away with so much on the radio

(Oh yeah, yeah)

So don't tell them what you look like on the radio
'Cause if they never see you then they'll never know
Doesn't matter if you've acne 'cause they'll never know exactly
What you look like when they listen to the radio