Mister Richard Smoker Ween

[Chorus]
Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

[Verse 1]
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat

[Verse 2]
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat

[Chorus]
Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

[Refrain]
You eat dark meat

[Chorus]
Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow