I Saw Mommy Rittz

[intro]
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you
I just came from a party
That was wonderful and very nice
And I wish to you all [a] merry, merry Christmas

[Verse 1]
1987 Christmas eve in Pennsylvania
When someone mentions Christmas it's the one I always think of
My momma told me in my bunk, she told me that I may hear
Sleigh bells on the roof
If you awake you better play dead
I make cookies for the reindeer
And you might run em off if they see you (whatever)
Teasin', as if Santa comes at all, said "Good night
Love you, Ma, when you think you gonna wake us? I'm so anxious"
I told you silly, 7:30, 8-ish
It's hard to practice patience while I'm guessing' on my presents
I asked 'em for a Michael Jackson glove, a couple (?) now I'm restless
I whispered at my brother but he's sleepin'
Didn't think I would be able to
I woke up from a dream and seen a closet 3am
I know I need to try to shut
My eyes and cover up
But I just want to climb under this bunk and try and look
And maybe get a glimpse of Santa Claus (Santa?)
It might be meant for me to be the only kid that does
But I was dumb, using my imagination
I know the right thing to do was climb back in the blankets
Right when I was ready, changing my mind
Something unbelievable happened
It's hard to fathom, explain and describe
You ever heard the saying, "Silence is loud?"
Well if someone's behind you or right beside you
Trying to guide you to sound
Wasn't certain you heard
Even harder to prove
I hear harnesses soothe
Crossin' on top of my roof
Gotta be smooth and maneuver
Your door squeaks when it opens
Tiptoein', it's risky, get to the hallway and notice
I close my eyes before I got to the overlook
Butterflies overtook to my body (1, 2, 3, 4...!)
I count to 5 and I open 'em
Holy fuck, holy fuck, its Santa!
He's standing below me (Santa)
I'm staring breathless
His presence is fluoresced and he's glowin'
And I know when my momma walked into the room where he was
She was nude, he started smootchin' her, using his tongue (fucking grose!)