Airport Song Original Broadway Cast of Honeymoon in Vegas (Ft. Gaelen Gilliland, George Merrill, Rob McClure & Tracee beazer)

[JACK, spoken]
When can I get the next direct flight to Vegas?

[MALE TICKET AGENT, spoken]
Next Thursday

[JACK, spoken]
Next Thursday! Are you insane?

[MALE TICKET AGENT, spoken]
Not to worry sir! We can get you there

[JACK, spoken]
You can?

[MALE TICKET AGENT]
We can put you on the 9:15 to Honolulu
Then to Atlanta
Then on to Vegas
For Wednesday morning
Eight thousand bucks

[JACK, spoken]
Eight grand! I don't have a pot to piss in!

[FEMALE TICKET AGENT #1]
Or we could put you on the 10:35 to Honolulu
Then to
Atlanta